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Time served tradesman measurin up the bar, tellin ees tradesman stories an how it wiz shite in the eighties we the strikes and the tories, canna see potential fir proppin up the bar, pair me, poor me, barman pour is another jar.

Goin ti the boozer in yir work clathes so it looks like yiv been graftin ah day, tellin ivirycunt & anycunt thirs no a joab yi canna day, when really yiv been proppin up the bar ah day.

Barred fay ah yir favourite pubs, cus yiv trehd it on we ah yir mates wifes an yi canna shut yir pus, naybuddy whants ti hear yir borin tradesman stories no even yir wife, too pissed up & past it ti day anythin aboot chengin yir life, time served tradesman standin at the bar tellin ees tradesman stories an how it woz shite in the eighties we the strikes & the tories.

Um just so uninspired, thats what happens when yir constantly wired yi start ti feel real tired, with a dont give a fuck attitude, givin up at iviry hurdle, & generally no carin aboot life, yi canna compare when yir caught in the devils snare an yiv got hoarns instead o hair.

Yi need ti git inspired, do better than expected & no what ivirybody else expected, jump through hoops, bury yir heid in books, git a head in the rat race watch this space.

So git inspired, keep all expectations high, aim for the sky construct a fool proof plan, cuz he who fails to plan, has planned to fail, live life to the full, and be nobodys fool.

lit is tell yi aboot jealous friends,thill always c;laim to be yir best ivir mate, then tell yi you dinna appreciate what eh day fir you mate, how should ih when yir trehin ti mak a pound aff iviry penny eh make cuz jealous friends are always on the make, it’s all take, take, take

ivirythings got to be a hundred times better if you got wet they’d want ti git wetter, thill even claim to yi a bad situations fir the better, thill git a taxi ten minutes bifore yi, just ti git whar your goin fev minutes bifore yi.

when it comes to that really important thing that the should’ve told yi it’s always  the same answer, oh but, mate eh definetly  told yi! eh sure eh canna remember thats cuz yi nivir fuckin told is.